we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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