omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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