Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
