Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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