school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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