at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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