i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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