How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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