Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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