another moral hangover. fuck.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
