using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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