I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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