She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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