can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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