Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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