So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Can I color on your dick again?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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