STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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