your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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