well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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