Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
