You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
