So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
