she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
