well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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