Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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