THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
soo... how was my night?
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