u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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