dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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