On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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