You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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