Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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