just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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