I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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