sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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