Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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