At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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