I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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