At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fuck appropriateness.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
