The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize