Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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