Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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