Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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