you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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