ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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