a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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