I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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