so explain again why im purple
no
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
