I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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