Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I am available for nakedness
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