Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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