...so i touched it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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