Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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