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(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you are are

(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu

(631): View more from New York

Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!

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(440): View more from Ohio

i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth

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well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.

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(714): View more from California

I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.

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(325): View more from Texas

I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work

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