I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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