Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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