I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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